It's an orchard full of beautiful apple trees.

One of them has got a big sign on it, marked: "Penal Code Tree--Poison." The other trees have lots of apples on them for all.

Yet the fools go to the Penal Code Tree.

Why?
For the reason, I guess, that a cranky child refuses to eat good food and chews up a box of matches with relish.

I never had any temptation to touch the Penal Code Tree.