The Citizens' Union kind of a young man! I love him! He's the daintiest morsel of the lot, and he don't often escape me.
Before telling you how I catch him, let me mention that before the election last year, the Citizens' Union said they had four hundred or five hundred enrolled voters in my district.

They had a lovely headquarters, too, beautiful roll-top desks and the cutest rugs in the world.

If I was accused of havin' contributed to fix up the nest for them, I wouldn't deny it under oath.

What do I mean by that?
Never mind.
You can guess from the sequel, if you're sharp.
Well, election day came.

The Citizens' Union's candidate for Senator, who ran against me, just polled five votes in the district, while I polled something more than 14,000 votes.