But this is eggatism, which I aboar.
Well, the long and the short of it is, that Munseer Ferdinand Hyppolite Xavier Stanislas, Shevalier de L'Orge, was reglar cut out by Munseer Algernon Percy Deuceace, Exquire.

Poar Ferdinand did not leave the house--he hadn't the heart to do that--nor had my lady the desire to dismiss him.

He was usefle in a thousand different ways, gitting oppra-boxes, and invitations to French swarries, bying gloves, and O de Colong, writing French noats, and such like.

Always let me recommend an English famly, going to Paris, to have at least one young man of the sort about them.

Never mind how old your ladyship is, he will make love to you; never mind what errints you send him upon, he'll trot off and do them.