[A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)]@TWC D-Link bookA Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court CHAPTER XXXII 56/57
Ah, you should have seen them stare! The clerk was astonished and charmed.
He asked me to retain one of the dollars as security, until he could go to town and -- I interrupted: "What, and fetch back nine cents? Nonsense! Take the whole. Keep the change." There was an amazed murmur to this effect: "Verily this being is _made_ of money! He throweth it away even as if it were dirt." The blacksmith was a crushed man. The clerk took his money and reeled away drunk with fortune.
I said to Marco and his wife: "Good folk, here is a little trifle for you"-- handing the miller-guns as if it were a matter of no consequence, though each of them contained fifteen cents in solid cash; and while the poor creatures went to pieces with astonishment and gratitude, I turned to the others and said as calmly as one would ask the time of day: "Well, if we are all ready, I judge the dinner is.
Come, fall to." Ah, well, it was immense; yes, it was a daisy.
I don't know that I ever put a situation together better, or got happier spectacular effects out of the materials available.
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