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A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

CHAPTER XXV
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Its purpose is to keep out too recent blood, which would bring into contempt these offices, and men of lofty lineage would turn their backs and scorn to take them.

I were to blame an I permitted this calamity.

_You_ can permit it an you are minded so to do, for you have the delegated authority, but that the king should do it were a most strange madness and not comprehensible to any." "I yield.

Proceed, sir Chief of the Herald's College." The chairman resumed as follows: "By what illustrious achievement for the honor of the Throne and State did the founder of your great line lift himself to the sacred dignity of the British nobility ?" "He built a brewery." "Sire, the Board finds this candidate perfect in all the requirements and qualifications for military command, and doth hold his case open for decision after due examination of his competitor." The competitor came forward and proved exactly four generations of nobility himself.

So there was a tie in military qualifications that far.
He stood aside a moment, and Sir Pertipole was questioned further: "Of what condition was the wife of the founder of your line ?" "She came of the highest landed gentry, yet she was not noble; she was gracious and pure and charitable, of a blameless life and character, insomuch that in these regards was she peer of the best lady in the land." "That will do.


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