I judged that the cake was ours, and by a large majority.
Education is a great thing.

This was the same youth who had come to West Point so ignorant that when I asked him, "If a general officer should have a horse shot under him on the field of battle, what ought he to do ?" answered up naively and said: "Get up and brush himself." One of the young nobles was called up now.

I thought I would question him a little myself.

I said: "Can your lordship read ?" His face flushed indignantly, and he fired this at me: "Takest me for a clerk?
I trow I am not of a blood that--" "Answer the question!" He crowded his wrath down and made out to answer "No." "Can you write ?" He wanted to resent this, too, but I said: "You will confine yourself to the questions, and make no comments.
You are not here to air your blood or your graces, and nothing of the sort will be permitted.

Can you write ?" "No." "Do you know the multiplication table ?" "I wit not what ye refer to." "How much is 9 times 6 ?" "It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge." "If A trade a barrel of onions to B, worth 2 pence the bushel, in exchange for a sheep worth 4 pence and a dog worth a penny, and C kill the dog before delivery, because bitten by the same, who mistook him for D, what sum is still due to A from B, and which party pays for the dog, C or D, and who gets the money?
If A, is the penny sufficient, or may he claim consequential damages in the form of additional money to represent the possible profit which might have inured from the dog, and classifiable as earned increment, that is to say, usufruct ?" "Verily, in the all-wise and unknowable providence of God, who moveth in mysterious ways his wonders to perform, have I never heard the fellow to this question for confusion of the mind and congestion of the ducts of thought.