[The Book of Snobs by William Makepeace Thackeray]@TWC D-Link bookThe Book of Snobs CHAPTER XLIII--CLUB SNOBS 5/7
As the ladies passed breathless and trembling in the vastness of the magnificent solitude, he threw a knowing, killing glance at the fair strangers, as much as to say, 'Ain't I a fine fellow ?' They thought so, I am sure. 'WHO IS THAT ?' hisses out Mrs.Chuff, when we were about fifty yards off him at the other end of the room. 'Tiggs!' says I, in a similar whisper. 'Pretty comfortable this, isn't it, my dear ?' says Maine in a free-and-easy way to Mrs.Sackville; 'all the magazines, you see--writing materials--new works--choice library, containing every work of importance--what have we here? --"Dugdale's Monasticon," a most valuable and, I believe, entertaining book.' And proposing to take down one of the books for Mrs.Maine's inspection, he selected Volume VII., to which he was attracted by the singular fact that a brass door-handle grew out of the back.
Instead of pulling out a book, however, he pulled open a cupboard, only inhabited by a lazy housemaid's broom and duster, at which he looked exceedingly discomfited; while Nelson Collingwood, losing all respect, burst into a roar of laughter. 'That's the rummest book I ever saw,' says Nelson.
'I wish we'd no others at Merchant Taylors'.' 'Hush, Nelson!' cries Mrs.Chuff, and we went into the other magnificent apartments. How they did admire the drawing-room hangings, (pink and silver brocade, most excellent wear for London,) and calculated the price per yard; and revelled on the luxurious sofas; and gazed on the immeasurable looking-glasses. 'Pretty well to shave by, eh ?' says Maine to his mother-in-law.
(He was getting more abominably conceited every minute.) 'Get away, Sackville,' says she, quite delighted, and threw a glance over her shoulder, and spread out the wings of the red tabinet, and took a good look at herself; so did Mrs.Sackville--just one, and I thought the glass reflected a very smiling, pretty creature. But what's a woman at a looking-glass? Bless the little dears, it's their place.
They fly to it naturally.
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