[The Book of Snobs by William Makepeace Thackeray]@TWC D-Link bookThe Book of Snobs CHAPTER XXXV--SNOBS AND MARRIAGE 4/9
'I'll call out as soon as the chops are ready. Fanny's below, seeing to the pudding.' 'Gracious mercy!' says Goldmore to me, quite confidentially, 'how could he ask us? I really had no idea of this--this utter destitution.' 'Dinner, dinner!' roars out Gray, from the diningroom, whence issued a great smoking and frying; and entering that apartment we find Mrs.Gray ready to receive us, and looking perfectly like a Princess who, by some accident, had a bowl of potatoes in her hand, which vegetables she placed on the table.
Her husband 'was meanwhile cooking mutton-chops on a gridiron over the fire. Fanny has made the roly-poly pudding,' says he; the chops are my part. Here's a fine one; try this, Goldmore.' And he popped a fizzing cutlet on that gentleman's plate.
What words, what notes of exclamation can describe the nabob's astonishment? The tablecloth was a very old one, darned in a score places.
There was mustard in a teacup, a silver fork for Goldmore--all ours were iron. 'I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth,' says Gray, gravely. 'That fork is the only one we have.
Fanny has it generally.' 'Raymond!'-- cries Mrs.Gray, with an imploring face.
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