'Mr.Goldmore can never forget,' his lady used to say, 'that it was Mrs.Gray's Grandfather who sent him to India; and though that young woman has made the most imprudent marriage in the world, and has left her station in society, her husband seems an ingenious and laborious young man, and we shall do everything in our power to be of use to him.' So they used to ask the Grays to dinner twice or thrice in a season, when, by way of increasing the kindness, Buff, the butler, is ordered to hire a fly to convey them to and from Portland Place.
Of course I am much too good-natured a friend of both parties not to tell Gray of Goldmore's opinion in him, and the nabob's astonishment at the of the briefless barrister having any dinner at all.

Indeed, Goldmore's saying became a joke against Gray amongst us wags at the Club, and we used to ask him when he tasted meat last?
whether we should bring him home something from dinner?
and cut a thousand other mad pranks with him in our facetious way.
One day, then, coming home from the Club, Mr.Gray conveyed to his wife the astounding information that he had asked Goldmore to dinner.
'My love,' says Mrs.Gray, in a tremor, 'how could you be so cruel?
Why, the dining-room won't hold Mrs.Goldmore.' 'Make your mind easy, Mrs.Gray; her ladyship is in Paris.

It is only Croesus that's coming, and we are going to the play afterwards--to Sadler's Wells.

Goldmore said at the Club that he thought Shakspeare was a great dramatic poet, and ought to be patronized; whereupon, fired with enthusiasm, I invited him to our banquet.' 'Goodness gracious! what CAN we give him for dinner?
He has two French cooks; you know Mrs.Goldmore is always telling us about them; and he dines with Aldermen every day.' '"A plain leg of mutton, my Lucy, I prythee get ready at three; Have it tender, and smoking, and juicy, And what better meat can there be ?"' says Gray, quoting my favourite poet.
'But the cook is ill; and you know that horrible Pattypan the pastrycook's---' 'Silence, Frau!' says Gray, in a deep tragedy voice.

'I will have the ordering of this repast.