13/15 "But your checks or your plays have nothing to do with ladies' day. Let's get to some conclusion in this matter." "Yes," said Confucius. Ladies' day is becoming a dreadful bore, and if we don't hurry up the billiard-room will be full." "Well, I move we get up a petition to the council to have it," said Dryden. If there's one way to avoid having ladies' day in the future, it's to have one now and be done with it." "All right," said Shakespeare. |