The Yankee _is_ an inventive genius." "It was a Yankee invented that tale about your not being able to prevaricate, wasn't it, George ?" asked Diogenes.
Washington smiled acquiescence, and Doctor Johnson returned to Shakespeare.
"I'd rather have a morning-glory vine than one of Shakespeare's autographs," said he.

"They are far prettier, and quite as legible." "Mortals wouldn't," said Bonaparte.
"What fools they be!" chuckled Johnson.
At this point the canvas-back ducks were served, one whole shade of a bird for each guest.
"Fall to, gentlemen," said Washington, gazing hungrily at his bird.

"When canvas-back ducks are on the table conversation is not required of any one." "It is fortunate for us that we have so considerate a host," said Confucius, unfastening his robe and preparing to do justice to the fare set before him.

"I have dined often, but never before with one who was willing to let me eat a bird like this in silence.

Washington, here's to you.