When she said she was 'debilitated' at havin' to give us ham and toast that was funny enough, but what come afterwards was funnier.

The 'fraction' ain't 'ignited' yet and the doctors are worried.

I should think they'd be more worried if it had." Emily shook her head.

"I am glad I didn't have to answer that remark, Auntie," she said.

"I never could have done it without disgracing myself.