I'll lose my job if I don't look out." "Um! Well, I'm much obliged to you, only--" "Only ?" "Only you washed them dishes with the sink cloth and wiped 'em with a piller case." The volunteer dishwasher's mouth opened.
"NO!" he gasped.
"Ya-as." "A pillow case! Well, by George!" "Um-hm.

I jedge you ain't washed many dishes in your lifetime." "Not so very many.

No." They looked at each other and burst into a roar of laughter.

Brown was the first to recover.
"Well," he observed, "I guess it's up to me.

If you'll kindly put me next to a genuine cloth, or sponge, or whatever is the proper caper for dish-washing, I'll undertake to do them over again.