Then she had those wonderful sort of eyes that you can see two ways at once with, one of them looks down the street, while the other one is watching round the corner.

Can see you coming any way.

And her mouth!" It appears that if she stands anywhere near the curb and smiles, careless people mistake her for a pillar-box, and drop letters into her.
"And such a voice!" We are told it is a perfect imitation of a motor- car.

When she laughs people spring into doorways to escape being run over.
If he will marry that sort of woman, what can he expect?
The man is asking for it.
The lady who followed him also told us a sad story of misplaced trust.
She also was comic--so the programme assured us.

The humorist appears to have no luck.