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The Angel and the Author - and Others

CHAPTER XIII
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The humble haddock was denied to me.

Tied to this imposing umbrella, how could I haggle with fishmongers for haddocks.

At first sight of me--or, rather, of my umbrella--they flew to icy cellars, brought up for my inspection soles at eighteenpence a pound, recommended me prime parts of salmon, which my landlady would have fried in a pan reeking with the mixed remains of pork chops, rashers of bacon and cheese.

It was closed to me, the humble coffee shop, where for threepence I could have strengthened my soul with half a pint of cocoa and four "doorsteps"-- satisfactory slices of bread smeared with a yellow grease that before the days of County Council inspectors they called butter.

You know of them, Mrs.Wilkins?
At sight of such nowadays I should turn up my jaded nose.


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