And I had to own up that Willie had come downstairs from that wash room a few minutes after the bell rung.
"'Hum!' says Peter T.'Hum!' he says.

'Look here, Barzilla, didn't you tell me you knew that feller's real name, and that he had been studying law ?' "'No,' says I, emphatic.

'I said 'twas law he was tryin' to get away from.

His tastes run large to literation and poetry.' "'Hum!' says Peter again.

'All papers are more or less literary--even trust agreements.