But I can't, you're too--well--ornamental.

You've got to be punished somehow and I guess the best way will be to send you right up to Major Hardee's and let you give him the remnants.

He'll want to know how it happened, and you tell him the truth.

The TRUTH, understand?
If you invent any fairy tales out of those novels of yours I'll know it by and by and--well, YOU'LL know I know.

No remarks, please.