I ain't real sure, but I kind of have an idee that the bedpost business comes from the fact that I was huggin' the widow some of the time.

If I did, 'twa'n't knowin'ly, and she never mentioned it afterwards.

All I can swear to is clouds of dust, and horns honkin', and telegraph poles lookin' like teeth in a comb, and Jonadab's face set as the Day of Judgment.
"He kept his foot down on the speed place as if 'twas glued.

He shoved the 'spark'-- whatever that is--'way back.

Every once in a while he yelled, yelled at the top of his lungs.