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New Burlesques

CHAPTER II
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"I am Spitz--a simple colonel of his Majesty's, yet, nevertheless, the one man who runs this whole dynasty--and this young gentleman is Fritz, my lieutenant.

And you are-- ?" "My name is Razorbill--brother to Lord Burleydon," I replied calmly.
"Good heavens! another of the lot!" he muttered.

Then, correcting himself, he said brusquely: "Any relation to that Englishwoman who was so sweet on the old Rupert centuries ago ?" Here, again, I suppose my sister-in-law would have had me knock down the foreign insulter of my English ancestress--but I colored to the roots of my hair, and even farther--with pleasure at this proof of my royal descent! And then a cheery voice was heard calling "Spitz!" and "Fritz!" through the woods.
"The King!" said Spitz to Fritz quickly.

"He must not see him." "Too late," said Fritz, as a young man bounded lightly out of the bushes.
I was thunderstruck! It was as if I had suddenly been confronted with a mirror--and beheld myself! Of course he was not quite so good-looking, or so tall, but he was still a colorable imitation! I was delighted.
Nevertheless, for a moment he did not seem to reciprocate my feeling.
He stared at me, staggered back and passed his hand across his forehead.

"Can it be," he muttered thickly, "that I've got 'em agin?
Yet I only had--shingle glash!" But Fritz quickly interposed.
"Your Majesty is all right--though," he added in a lower voice, "let this be a warning to you for to-morrow! This gentleman is Mr.
Razorbill--you know the old story of the Razorbills ?--Ha! ha!" But the King did not laugh; he extended his hand and said gently, "You are welcome--my cousin!" Indeed, my sister-in-law would have probably said that--dissipated though he was--he was the only gentleman there.
"I have come to see the coronation, your Majesty," I said.
"And you shall," said the King heartily, "and shall go with us! The show can't begin without us--eh, Spitz ?" he added playfully, poking the veteran in the ribs, "whatever Michael may do!" Then he linked his arms in Spitz's and mine.


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