I got fired as second assistant to the private secretary to the scrubwoman, 'cause she got pinched, so I came on down here to help Uncle Sam keep the border quiet." "They won't let you drum," interrupted Fatty.

"You're too short." "I don't want to drum," was the indignant reply.

"I want to get over into Mexico an' live in the mountains.

Say, if you boys have any mazuma, just pass it out.

I'm hungry enough to eat the Statue of Liberty in the harbor." "I'm hungry, too," said Frank Shaw.
"I knew it," observed Jimmie.