[Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K. Jerome]@TWC D-Link bookThree Men on the Bummel CHAPTER IX 30/35
"That path is reserved for children." "But I wouldn't do them any harm," said the old lady, with a smile.
She did not look the sort of old lady who would have done them any harm. "Madam," I replied, "if it rested with me, I would trust you down that path, though my own first-born were at the other end; but I can only inform you of the laws of this country.
For you, a full-grown woman, to venture down that path is to go to certain fine, if not imprisonment. There is your path, marked plainly--_Nur fur Fussganger_, and if you will follow my advice, you will hasten down it; you are not allowed to stand here and hesitate." "It doesn't lead a bit in the direction I want to go," said the old lady. "It leads in the direction you _ought_ to want to go," I replied, and we parted. In the German parks there are special seats labelled, "Only for grown- ups" (_Nur fur Erwachsene_), and the German small boy, anxious to sit down, and reading that notice, passes by, and hunts for a seat on which children are permitted to rest; and there he seats himself, careful not to touch the woodwork with his muddy boots.
Imagine a seat in Regent's or St.James's Park labelled "Only for grown-ups!" Every child for five miles round would be trying to get on that seat, and hauling other children off who were on.
As for any "grown-up," he would never be able to get within half a mile of that seat for the crowd.
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