[Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K. Jerome]@TWC D-Link bookThree Men on the Bummel CHAPTER V 9/29
We told them how to address peers and bishops; also how to eat soup.
We instructed shy young men how to acquire easy grace in drawing-rooms.
We taught dancing to both sexes by the aid of diagrams.
We solved their religious doubts for them, and supplied them with a code of morals that would have done credit to a stained-glass window. The paper was not a financial success, it was some years before its time, and the consequence was that our staff was limited.
My own apartment, I remember, included "Advice to Mothers"-- I wrote that with the assistance of my landlady, who, having divorced one husband and buried four children, was, I considered, a reliable authority on all domestic matters; "Hints on Furnishing and Household Decorations--with Designs" a column of "Literary Counsel to Beginners"-- I sincerely hope my guidance was of better service to them than it has ever proved to myself; and our weekly article, "Straight Talks to Young Men," signed "Uncle Henry." A kindly, genial old fellow was "Uncle Henry," with wide and varied experience, and a sympathetic attitude towards the rising generation.
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