"Well done, Chinese Wisdom.

I say, Herrick, why is a mandarin like the Grand Panjandrum ?" "Because he plays at the game of catch, catch, can and can't catch the man who cuts off the English fellow's head," said Smith.
"Wrong!" cried Barkins.

"Now you, Poet." "Because he's got a little round button on the top." "Good boy, go up one," cried Barkins.
"Hallo! what place is this ?" "Velly good place, eatee drinkee.

All velly nicee nicee." "Here, I say, Ching," cried Smith, "gently; any one would think we were babies.

Stow some of that nicee nicee." "Yes! Stow all along inside, like ship.