[The Romany Rye by George Borrow]@TWC D-Link bookThe Romany Rye CHAPTER XXXV 2/3
Pray can you inform me what's o'clock ?" The old man, rising, looked towards the clock which hung on the side of the room at his left hand, on the farther side of the table at which he was seated. "I am rather short-sighted," said I, "and cannot distinguish the numbers at that distance." "It is ten o'clock," said the old man; "I believe somewhat past." "A quarter, perhaps ?" "Yes," said the old man, "a quarter, or--" "Or ?" "Seven minutes, or ten minutes past ten." "I do not understand you." "Why, to tell you the truth," said the old man, with a smile, "there is one thing to the knowledge of which I could never exactly attain." "Do you mean to say," said I, "that you do not know what's o'clock ?" "I can give a guess," said the old man, "to within a few minutes." "But you cannot tell the exact moment ?" "No," said the old man. "In the name of wonder," said I, "with that thing there on the wall continually ticking in your ear, how comes it that you do not know what's o'clock ?" "Why," said the old man, "I have contented myself with giving a tolerably good guess; to do more would have been too great trouble." "But you have learnt Chinese," said I. "Yes," said the old man, "I have learnt Chinese." "Well," said I, "I really would counsel you to learn to know what's o'clock as soon as possible.
Consider what a sad thing it would be to go out of the world not knowing what's o'clock.
A millionth part of the trouble required to learn Chinese would, if employed, infallibly teach you to know what's o'clock." "I had a motive for learning Chinese," said the old man, "the hope of appeasing the misery in my head.
With respect to not knowing what's o'clock, I cannot see anything particularly sad in the matter.
A man may get through the world very creditably without knowing what's o'clock. Yet, upon the whole, it is no bad thing to know what's o'clock--you of course, do? It would be too good a joke if two people were to be together, one knowing Armenian and the other Chinese, and neither knowing what's o'clock.
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