Go on." "`Richard the First, surnamed the Lion Heart, was the strongest and bravest man in England, and won many glorious battles in the Holy Land.'" "Hullo, I say," said the judge.

"That's pitching it just a little strong, isn't it?
What have you got to say to that, Dicky ?" "Seems pretty square," said Richard modestly.

"He doesn't say what a good dentist I was, though.

My! the dozens I used to pull out; and--oh, I say--look here, he says nothing about Blondel, and the tune I composed.

That's far more important than the Crusades.