We should charge three guineas to any one else." It occurred to me to wonder why so great exception should be made in my favour, especially as I had owed my present bill so long.

However, we let the fellow rattle on at his shoppy talk, and soon arrived at Mr Shoddy's ready-made clothes establishment.
I felt rather like a criminal being brought up before a judge than a customer before the tailor of his patronage.
"Good evening, Mr Batchelor," said the tailor.

"Take a seat, sir." I did so, and Jack took another.
A long pause ensued.
"You wished to see me," observed I.
"Well, yes, I do," said the tailor.

"The fact is, Mr Batchelor, you aren't treating me well.

Those clothes were sold you for cash, sir-- cash down!" "Yes, I'm afraid I have been rather slow in paying, Mr Shoddy," said I.
"Quite so, sir! The question is, have you the amount with you now-- three pounds plus six shillings for interest to date ?" "I certainly have not the money with me," said I.
"Ah! Then you are prepared to give me security, of course?
Now what do you say to my drawing on Messrs.