"I wonder what they'll do about the church organ when George's gone ?" "Ah! you may say so," said the husband, with a touch of importance in his voice which became a churchwarden when speaking of church matters; "it'll be hard to fill his place there." "So it will.

Did you stay after the service on Sunday ?" "No; you know I had to go round to the curate's.

Why ?" "Just because if you'd heard him play you'd have been glued to your chair, as I was.

It was beautiful.

I couldn't have got up from that chair if I'd tried." "Good job you didn't try, if you were glued down, especially in your Sunday gown.