[The Slowcoach by E. V. Lucas]@TWC D-Link bookThe Slowcoach CHAPTER 7 5/15
It was, in short, not a supper, but, as Mary Rotheram expressed it, using her favourite adjective at the moment, a supreme banquet. Then another friend, with spectacles, called the Snarker, came in, and they began.
Mr.Lenox's young brother was a very attentive host, and made everyone eat too much.
Then he made a speech to propose the health of the Slowcoaches, as he called them, and to wish them a prosperous journey.
"That you will all be happy," he said, very gravely, in conclusion, "is our earnest wish.
But the one thing which my friends and I desire more than any other--and I assure you that they are with me most cordially in this sentiment (aren't you, Fizzy? aren't you, Shrimp? aren't you, Snarker ?)--the one thing that we desire more than any other is, that you may never be run in for exceeding the speed limit." This was a very successful joke. After supper came Fizzy's conjuring tricks, which were not very bewildering to children who had once had a real conjurer from the Stores, as these had, and then a charade played by Mary, Horace, Fizzy, and Shrimp for the others to guess. The first act represented a motorist (Fizzy) who ran over and killed an old woman (Mary), and was arrested by a policeman (Horace), and fined eighteenpence by a magistrate (Shrimp). The second was a cockney scene in which two costers (Fizzy and Shrimp) took their girls (Mary and Horace) to Hampstead Heath to 'ave fun. The third was Henry VIII.
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