[The Autobiography of Methuselah by John Kendrick Bangs]@TWC D-Link bookThe Autobiography of Methuselah CHAPTER II 7/13
Returning one day from business, he discovered Aunt Jerusha sitting in a rocking-chair in the nursery before me reading aloud from her tablets, whilst I, as usual, hung strapped and suspended from a hook on the picture moulding.
It was my supper-time, and she was feeding me according to the New Thought method of catering.
The substance of her discourse was that hunger was an idea, nothing more.
She was proving to her own satisfaction at least that I was hungry only because I thought I was hungry, and as father came in she was trying to persuade me that if I would be a good boy and make up my mind that my appetite had been appeased by a series of courses of thought biscuits, spirituelle waffles, and mental hors d'oeuvres generally I would no longer be hungry. "Fill your spirit stomach with the food of thought, Methy, dear," she was saying as my father appeared in the door-way.
"Make up your mind that it is stuffed with the crackers and milk of the spirit; that your spiritual bread is buttered with the oleomargerine of lofty ideals, and sugared with the saccharin of your granulated meditations, and you will grow strong.
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