His spare form, clothed in a seedy Prince Albert frock, towered with a singular dignity.

His features worked convulsively a moment, then he burst forth like the explosion of a safety valve: "Shuttup, damyeh!" And then the crowd whooped, roared and rolled on the counters and barrels, and roared and whooped again.

They stamped and yelled, and ran around like fiends, kicking the boxes and banging the coal scuttle in a perfect pandemonium of mirth, leaving the old man standing there helpless in his wrath, mad enough to shoot.

Steve was just preparing to seize the old man from behind, when Squire Gordon, struggling to his feet among the spittoons, cried out, in the voice of a colonel of Fourth of July militia: "H-O-L-D!" Silence was restored, and all stood around in expectant attitudes to hear the Squire's explanation.

He squared his elbows, shoved up his sleeves, puffed out his fat cheeks, moistened his lips, and began pompously: "Gentlemen"---- "You've hit it; that's us," said some of the crowd in applause.
"Gentlemen of Rock River, when, in the course of human events, rumor had blow'd to my ears the history of the checker-playing of Rock River, and when I had waxed Cerro Gordo, and Claiborne, and Mower, then, when I say to my ears was borne the clash of resounding arms in Rock River, the emporium of Rock County, then did I yearn for more worlds to conquer, and behold, I buckled on my armor and I am here." "Behold, he is here," said Foster, in confirmation of the statement.
"Good for you, Squire; git breath and go for us some more." "Hurrah for the Squire," etc.
"I came seekin' whom I might devour, like a raging lion.