Take my advice and don't have fun with him just because you can.

Most of the new fellows try to make life a burden to him because he gets kind of rattled and tries to swallow his tongue when he talks.

But they're generally sorry for it later.

He stands about so much and then--bing! Off you go to Josh! And here's another tip, fellows.

Always be dead serious with 'Uncle Sim.' That's Mr.Simkins, Greek instructor.