And so you got to Wazuchistan.

Where is it and what is it ?" "My lord," said Powers, drawing himself up and speaking with emphasis, "I got to where it was thought to be.

There is no such place!" The whole Cabinet gave a start of astonishment.
"No such place!" they repeated.
"What about El Boob ?" asked the Chancellor.
"There is no such person." "And the Shriek-el-Foozlum ?" Powers shook his head.
"But do you mean to say," said the Premier in astonishment, "that there are no Wazoos?
There you _must_ be wrong.

True we don't just know where they are.

But our despatches have shown too many signs of active trouble traced directly to the Wazoos to disbelieve in them.