"He says newspaper men can write anywhere.

And we know another writer, a Mr.
Harland, I think his name is, who writes long articles in the Sunday newspapers----" "I don't think his name is Harland, dear," interrupted another lady.
"Something like it, but not Harland.

Dear me, what is it ?" "Oh, the name doesn't matter," retorted her friend.

"The point is that he writes long articles in his London office.

Why can't Mr.Weyne do the same ?" "Mr.Weyne is a novelist--not a journalist.