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Real Life In London, Volumes I. and II.

CHAPTER XV
9/18

I have already recruited Sir M.M., the buck Parson, Lord Lavender, and Tom Shuffleton.

Then there's yourself, I hope, my brother and I, the young one, and A----'s deputy, the reprobate Curate, whom we will have to make fun of.

We dine at half-past seven, at Long's, and there will be some sport, I assure you.' "I accepted the invitation, and met the company before mentioned.

A rump and dozen is always a nominal thing.

There was no rump, except Lavender's, which projects like a female's from the bottom of a tight-laced pair of stays; and as for the dozen, I believe we drank nearer three dozen of different expensive wines, which were tasted one after the other with a quickness of succession, which at last left no taste, but a taste for more drink, and for all sorts of wickedness.
"This tasting plan is a very successful trick of tavern keepers, which enables them to carry off half bottles of wine, to swell the reckoning most amazingly, and so to bewilder people as to the qualities of the wine, that any thing, provided it be strong and not acid, will go down at the heel of the evening.


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