This Diana is not descended from a member of the Rump Parliament, nor from a bum bailiff; but was the daughter of a bumboat woman at Plymouth.

She has, however, since that period, commenced business for herself; and that in such a respectable and extensive line, that she counts exactly seven thousand customers! all regularly booked.

What a delectable amusement to keep such a register! _Neanmoins_, or _nean plus_, if you like.

It is reported that the noble Y---- was so delighted with her at the Venetian fete given by Messrs.
W--ll--ms and D--h--r--ty, that he gave the Virgin Unmasked several very valuable presents, item, a shawl value one hundred guineas, &c.

and was honoured by being put on this Prime Minister of the Court of Love's list--number Seven thousand and one! What a fortunate man! "Mrs.H----d is lineally descended, not from William the Conqueror, but from W----s the coachman.