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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble

CHAPTER III
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These employees made a business of joining as many social clubs, labor and other organizations as possible and swinging the business in Gottlieb's direction.

At one time the competition for accident cases became so fierce that if a man were run over on Broadway the rival runners would almost tear him limb from limb in their eagerness to get his case; and they would follow a dying man to the hospital and force their way on one pretext or another to his bedside.

There used to be a story, which went the rounds of the clubs and barrooms, of a very swell old buck who owed an enormous amount of money and who happened to be knocked down and rendered insensible by a butcher's wagon.

He was taken to the hospital and did not regain consciousness for several hours.

When at last he opened his eyes he saw several dozen cards plastered upon the ceiling directly over his head, reading: GO TO LEVY & FINKLESTEIN ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW WE GET YOU MONEY! TRY EINSTEIN & GOLDBERG IN THE BUSINESS 30 YEARS SOLOMONS & MEYER ATTORNEYS CAN GET YOU $5000 FOR A LEG $10,000 FOR A LIVER MOSES BLOOM THE HONEST LAWYER SAMUEL SHARP COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW "Ah!" he murmured, rubbing his eyes and turning to the nurse; "I thought I was in some strange place, but I see that all my friends have been to call already!" Our criminal business, however, was so extensive that it took practically all of Gottlieb's time, and he found it necessary to hire a couple of clerks to attend to the civil cases that came to us.


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