[The Uncollected Writings of Thomas de Quincey, Vol. 2 by Thomas de Quincey]@TWC D-Link bookThe Uncollected Writings of Thomas de Quincey, Vol. 2 CHAPTER XXV 4/5
Mr.Fabian kneeled like a dactyle: Mr.Jeremiah kneeled like a spondee, or rather like a molossus. Juno, meantime, whose feelings were less affected, did not kneel at all; but, like a tribrach, amused herself with chasing a hare which just then crossed one of the forest ridings.
A moment after was heard the report of a fowling-piece.
Bitter presentiment of the truth caused the kneeling duelists to turn their heads at the same instant.
Alas! the subject of their high-wrought contest was no more: English Juno lay stretched in her blood! Up started the 'dactyle;' up started the 'spondee;' out flew their swords; curses, dactylic and spondaic, began to roll; and the gemini of the university of X, side by side, strode after the Junonicide, who proved to be a forester.
The forester wisely retreated, before the storm, into his cottage; from an upper window of which he read to the two coroners, in this inquest after blood, a section of the forest-laws, which so fully justified what he had done--that, like the reading of the English riot act, it dispersed the gemini, both dactylic and spondaic, who now held it advisable to pursue the matter no further. 'Sir, my brother,' said Mr.Fabian, embracing his friend over the corpse of Juno, 'see what comes of our imitating Kotzebue's plays! Nothing but our nefarious magnanimity was the cause of Juno's untimely end.
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