22/31 I also took occasional lessons in the noble art of self-defence, under the tuition of Phil Adams. I fought him in imagination during school-hours; I dreamed of fighting with him at night, when he would suddenly expand into a giant twelve feet high, and then as suddenly shrink into a pygmy so small that I couldn't hit him. In this latter shape he would get into my hair, or pop into my waistcoat-pocket, treating me with as little ceremony as the Liliputians showed Captain Lemuel Gulliver--all of which was not pleasant, to be sure. On the whole, Conway was a cloud. It was not Grandfather Nutter, nor Miss Abigail, nor Kitty Collins, though they all helped to compose it. |