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Chapters from My Autobiography

CHAPTERS FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
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But the same old offers keep arriving that have arriven every year, and been every year declined--$500 for Louisville, $500 for St.Louis, $1,000 gold for two nights in Toronto, half gross proceeds for New York, Boston, Brooklyn, &c.

I have declined them all just as usual, though sorely tempted as usual.
Now, I do not decline because I mind talking to an audience, but because (1) travelling alone is so heart-breakingly dreary, and (2) shouldering the whole show is such cheer-killing responsibility.
Therefore I now propose to you what you proposed to me in November, 1867--ten years ago, (when I was unknown,) viz.; That you should stand on the platform and make pictures, and I stand by you and blackguard the audience.

I should enormously enjoy meandering around (to big towns--don't want to go to little ones) with you for company.
The letter includes a schedule of cities and the number of appearances planned for each.
This is as it should be.

This is worthy of all praise.

I say it myself lest other competent persons should forget to do it.


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