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Chapters from My Autobiography

INTRODUCTION
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It is a system which is a complete and purposed jumble--a course which begins nowhere, follows no specified route, and can never reach an end while I am alive, for the reason that, if I should talk to the stenographer two hours a day for a hundred years, I should still never be able to set down a tenth part of the things which have interested me in my lifetime.

I told Howells that this autobiography of mine would live a couple of thousand years, without any effort, and would then take a fresh start and live the rest of the time.
He said he believed it would, and asked me if I meant to make a library of it.
I said that that was my design; but that, if I should live long enough, the set of volumes could not be contained merely in a city, it would require a State, and that there would not be any multi-billionaire alive, perhaps, at any time during its existence who would be able to buy a full set, except on the instalment plan.
Howells applauded, and was full of praises and endorsement, which was wise in him and judicious.

If he had manifested a different spirit, I would have thrown him out of the window.

I like criticism, but it must be my way.
I.
Back of the Virginia Clemenses is a dim procession of ancestors stretching back to Noah's time.

According to tradition, some of them were pirates and slavers in Elizabeth's time.


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