I FAIL TO TEACH LATIN TO MRS.

BUNDLE--THE RECTOR TEACHES ME I was soon to discover the whole of my father's plans with Mr.
Andrewes for my benefit.

Not only had they decided that I was to have a pony, and learn to ride, but it was also settled that I was to go daily to the Rectory to "do lessons" with the Rector.
I was greatly pleased.

I had already begun Latin with my father, and had vainly endeavoured to share my educational advantages with Mrs.
Bundle, by teaching her the first declension.
"Musa, amuse," she repeated after me on this occasion.
"Musae, of a muse," I continued.
"_Of amuse!_ There's no sense in that, my dearie," said Mrs.Bundle; and as my ideas were not very well defined on the subject of the muses, and as Mrs.Bundle's were even less so as to genders, numbers, and cases, I reluctantly gave in to her decision that "Latin was very well for young gentlemen, but good plain English was best suited to the likes of her." She was greatly delighted, however, with a Latin valentine which I prepared for her on the ensuing 14th of February, and caused to be delivered by the housemaid, in an envelope with an old stamp, and postmarks made with a pen and a penny.

The design was very simple; a heart traced in outline from a peppermint lozenge of that shape, which came to me in an ounce of "mixed sweets" from the village shop.