The one we have now is the worst of the lot.

He mostly takes a text and preaches about something else.

And he says he doesn't believe all the heathen will be eternally lost.

The idea! If they won't all the money we've been giving to Foreign Missions will be clean wasted, that's what! Last Sunday night he announced that next Sunday he'd preach on the axe-head that swam.

I think he'd better confine himself to the Bible and leave sensational subjects alone.