A Guernsey merchant had presented him with this novelty (I may whisper here that our Mayor did something more than connive at the free trade) and patently it kept off the rain.

But would it not attract the lightning?
Many, even among his well-wishers, shook their heads.

For their part they would have accepted the gift, but it should never have seen the light: they would have locked it away in their chests.
Oddly enough the Mayor nourished his severest censor in his own household.

The rest of us might quote his wit, his wisdom, might defer to him as a being, if not superhuman, at least superlative among men; but Cai Tamblyn would have none of it.

He had found one formula to answer all our praises.
"_Him_?
Why, I knawed him when he was _so_ high!" Nor would he hesitate, in the Mayor's presence, from translating it into the second person.
"_You_?
Why, I knawed you when you was _so_ high!" Yet the Mayor retained him in his service, which sufficiently proves his magnanimity.
He could afford to be magnanimous, being adored.
Who but he could have called a public meeting and persuaded the ladies of the town to enroll themselves in a brigade and patrol the cliffs in red cloaks during harvest, that the French, if perchance they approached our shores, might mistake them for soldiery?
It was pretty, I tell you, to walk the coast-track on a warm afternoon and pass these sentinels two hundred yards apart, each busy with her knitting.
Of all the marks left on our town by Major Hymen's genius, the Port Hospital, or the idea of it, proved (as it deserved) to be the most enduring.