[One Wonderful Night by Louis Tracy]@TWC D-Link bookOne Wonderful Night CHAPTER X 10/26
"You're in love! You're gorged with the amococcus microbe! It's the worst case I've ever heard of.
I once knew a man who met a girl for the first time at the Park Row end of Brooklyn Bridge and proposed to her before they had crossed the East River, but you've set up a record that will never be beaten.
You find a marriage license in the pockets of a murdered man, rush off in a taxi to the address of the lady named therein, marry her, punch a frantic rival on the nose, take the fair one to a hotel, flout her father, a British peer, and hold a banquet at which the Chief of the New York Detective Bureau is an honored guest; and then you have the hardihood to tell me that your actions constitute an immaterial side issue in the biggest sensation New York has produced this year.
Young man, wait till the interviewers get hold of you to-morrow! Wait till the sob sisters begin gushing over your bride--a pretty one--with a title! Name of good little gray man! They'll whoop your side issues into a scare-head front page! Before you know where you are they'll have you bleating about the color of her eyes, the exquisite curve of her Cupid's Bow lips, and the way her hair shone when the electric light fell on it, while she, on her part, will be confiding, with a suspicious break in her voice, what a perfectly darling specimen of the American man at his best you are.
Mr.Curtis, you're married good and hard, and if you want to cinch the job you ought to go to jail for a while." Unquestionably, the two civilians present thought that Clancy was slightly mad, so Steingall intervened. "Hop off your perch, Eugene," he said, "and tell us how you came to drive Count Vassilan's taxi, and where you took him." "It was a case of intelligent anticipation of forthcoming events," said Clancy, whose excitability disappeared instantly, leaving him calm and extremely lucid of speech.
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