Boiled down, I am a census taker of undesirables.

Socialist, anarchist and Bolshevik--I photograph them in my mental 'fillums' and transmit to Washington.

Thus, when Feodor Slopeski lands at Ellis Island with the idea of blowing up New York, he is returned with thanks.

I didn't ask for the job; it was thrust upon me because of my knowledge of the foreign tongues.

I accepted it because I am a loyal American citizen." "And you left me because you' didn't know who might be at the door!" "Precisely.