Here's a copy of a Dublin paper.

I put it in my pocket on purpose to show it to you.

I suppose you'll believe what you see printed in a newspaper ?" "It depends very much what it is.

I don't believe everything I see in papers." "That, if you'll excuse my saying so, seems to me to be carrying your habit of scepticism to the verge of actual mania.

I don't think you ought to adopt that kind of attitude, Major.