It was here that the great Brophet Elijah bring the Brophets of Baal after he catch them with that dirty trick which I exblain to you about the sacrifice ub there upon that mountain what you see behind you.

Elijah he come strollin' down, quite habby, to this ancient riffer, singin' one little song; and the beoble they lug down those wicked brophets.

Then Elijah take one big, long knife his uncle gif him and sharben it ubon a stone like what I'm doin'.

Then he gif a chuckle and he look among those brophets; and he see one man he like the look of, nice and fat; and he say: "Bring me that man!" They bring that man; Elijah slit his throat and throw him in the riffer.

Then he say: "Bring his brother!" and they bring his brother, and he slit his throat and throw him in the riffer ...