That's worth having, eh, Nell ?" "I think it's all worth having," said Mrs.Perks, "and you've made a most ridiculous fuss about nothing, Bert, if you ask me." "No, I ain't," said Perks, firmly; "if a man didn't respect hisself, no one wouldn't do it for him." "But everyone respects you," said Bobbie; "they all said so." "I knew you'd like it when you really understood," said Phyllis, brightly.
"Humph! You'll stay to tea ?" said Mr.Perks.
Later on Peter proposed Mr.Perks's health.

And Mr.Perks proposed a toast, also honoured in tea, and the toast was, "May the garland of friendship be ever green," which was much more poetical than anyone had expected from him.
* * * * * * "Jolly good little kids, those," said Mr.Perks to his wife as they went to bed.
"Oh, they're all right, bless their hearts," said his wife; "it's you that's the aggravatingest old thing that ever was.

I was ashamed of you--I tell you--" "You didn't need to be, old gal.

I climbed down handsome soon as I understood it wasn't charity.

But charity's what I never did abide, and won't neither." * * * * * * All sorts of people were made happy by that birthday party.