It was Watts McHurdie's turn.

He wore high-heeled boots for the occasion, but strut as he would, his roached hair would not touch the stick that came over the line.

"Stretch your neck--ye bantam," laughed Jake Dolan.

"Walk turkey fashion, Watts," cried Henry Schnitzler, rushing up behind Watts and grabbing his waistband.

The crowd roared.