That made the whole thing as easy as tumbling off a sawhorse," replied the leader of the expedition, without trying to irritate the repentant captain of the forces.
"And, like an infernal thieving Yankee, you went into the fort and stole the guns!" exclaimed Captain Rowly, beginning to boil with rage as he thought of his misfortune.
"Well, it did not occur to me that I ought to have waked you and told you what I was about before taking the guns." "It was a nasty Yankee trick!" roared the soldier.
"I suppose it was, captain; but we Yankees cannot very well help what was born in our blood; and I have heard that some of your honest and high-toned people have made bigger steals than this one.

While I have carried off only four twelve-pounders, your folks have taken entire forts, including scores of guns of all calibres," replied Christy, amused at the view the fat gentleman took of his operations.
"Our people took nothing that did not belong to them, for the forts were within our territory," retorted the soldier.
[Illustration: Captain Rowly protests.] "That was just my case.

I have the honor to be an officer of the United States Navy, and as these guns happened to be within the territory of our government, of course it was all right that I should take them." "You stole the vessels after I ordered you to stop," muttered Captain Rowly.
"Precisely so; but, being in a hurry just then, I hadn't time to stop," laughed Christy.
"Where are you going now?
You knew I was on the deck of this schooner, and you have brought me off here where I didn't want to come.

I am not used to the water, and I am afraid I shall get sea-sick," continued the fat officer.
"Perhaps we may be able to provide a nurse for you if you are very sick." "Why don't you answer my question, and tell me where you are going ?" demanded the soldier.
"We are going out here a mile or two farther, just to take the air and get up an appetite for breakfast." "But I object!" "Do you indeed ?" "And I protest!" "Against what ?" "Against being carried off in this way.

You knew I was on board of the schooner." "I confess that I did know you were on board, though I must add that it was your own fault." "I had a right on board of the vessel." "I don't deny it.